therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

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encourage:

I get so sad when the

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panicsatdiscos:

panicsatdiscos:

“no homo,” i whisper, pulling back from the microscope in front of me. the gene is heterozygous. i am a scientist

fuck you all i did research for this

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religiousmom:

do white boys do anything besides make facebook statuses asking who wants to hang

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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ronaldkn0x:

do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie

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claphne:

whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city

but I’m just someone passing by
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