weresinkingcaptain:

This is my favorite thing on the internet

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barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

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geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

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master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

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Have a mind that is open to everything, and attached to nothing.
— Tilopa (via suspend)
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suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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